How to Get a Girlfriend is a LGBTQ+ Romance novel by Marie Cardno. Read summary below.
How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) Summary
Trillin isn’t technically a person. She’s a tiny breakaway piece of consciousness from the all-devouring Endless, doomed to eventually rejoin it. But when a human witch stumbles into her world, Trillin suddenly has a new reason to figure out individuality-one shape-shifting tentacle at a time.
Sian is sure important magical discoveries are just around the corner, if she can just get her portals to work reliably. Reaching the dimension of the Endless without being eaten on sight is a dream come true, and Sian is determined to explore every bit of it. For science, of course, not for the strangely adorable life-form who keeps popping up and trying to… flirt?
But Trillin’s world can be a dangerous place, and keeping Sian safe might risk drawing the attention of the Endless itself-which will swallow Trillin up along with all her dreams of humanity. Together, can this unlikely duo escape the Endless, figure out the optimum number of appendages, and maybe even find love?
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How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) Review
5.0 out of 5 stars I loved this
Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2022
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I was expecting this to be all smut and no plot (which is my thing) but there was actually no smut at all and I’d say there’s no plot either. It’s a character driven book (which I prefer) and world building or “another dimension” building. It was oddly wholesome too.
>“It was as though they were transforming back into the landscape. As though everything here was one giant single organism, and bits could occasionally pop free but were absorbed back into it.”
Trillin is part of the organism that broke free and she’s learning how to create a form, as in a body. When Sian comes in through a portal, Trillin tries to form a human body and tries to speak too. Sian is a witch and research student who’s way too enthusiastic about the Endless Void (adorable) and is so kind to Trillin. Trillin is shy (ADORABLE) and Sian enthusiastic about learning more in Trillins dimension. But, without spoiling the book, they come to Earth… end of review. 5 stars😊
About Marie Cardno Author Of How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) Book
Marie Cardno Author Of How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) Book lives on top of a windy hill in Wellington, the windiest city in the world. When she’s not hiding from the weather, she enjoys curling up with a book and a glass of wine, and writing light-hearted urban fantasy and paranormal romance.
How to Get a Girlfriend (When You’re a Terrifying Monster) pdf, Paperback, Hardcover Book Information
- Publisher : Paper Road Press (August 1, 2022)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 114 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1991150326
- ISBN-13 : 978-1991150325
- Item Weight : 5.4 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.5 x 0.27 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,141,472 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #26,344 in LGBTQ+ Romance (Books)
- #34,979 in Paranormal Romance (Books)
- Customer Reviews: 4.3 out of 5 stars 215 ratings
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